Asshat Time

What is Asshat Time?

1. Time spent being an idiot. 2. Time pre-allocated for someone to be an idiot.

You'd better give him two weeks of asshat time before the project starts or he'll fuck it up when it counts.

Marmot Dream

1. Having a dream in which you have sexual intercouse with an ugly person of the opposite sex Albert: Dude, i just had a marmot dream... ..

Raming

1. The process of swimming through a cloudy patch in open water that happens to be ejaculate. "Dude, Steven went swimming in the bay ..

Bumalingus

1. The process by which someone talks out of their arse on frequent occasions and spills a bullshit story of such mammoth magnitude and bol..

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