Asshold

What is Asshold?

When you squeeze your butt cheeks really hard to keep the turtle head from coming out.

"Man, it's a good thing I found a bathroom because this asshold wasn't going to last."

(v): the action of attaining a firm grip on a tight ass

(n): the grip that is held on a tight ass

Nobody wants to asshold a flabby ass.

I had a really good asshold but then she smacked my hand away!

See ass, hold, booty, fatass, badonkadonk

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