Asshole Alert

What is Asshole Alert?

exclamation used when a powerboat/speedboat is crossing/passing by at an excessive speed.

Bob: Sure is a lovely day out on the water, isn't it?

*motor from off in distance*

Dave: ASSHOLE ALERT!!!

See sailing, boating, water, powerboat, speedboat

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Asshole Alert Edit Meaning