What is Asshole Angels?
1.
A rather lofty euphemism for "dingleberries"; small bits of toilet paper that hang on for dear life after a bathroom trip. Useful when "dingleberry" comes across as too juvenile, or when female company finds the word too disgustingly vivid.
Name is derived from the (mostly) white color and winged shape of the paper pieces.
(Sound effect: Ploink! Man 1 screams)
Man 2: Dude, what are you doing in the bathroom?
Man 1: Just plucking out a few asshole angels.
See
Random Words:
1.
The lower age limit for one's girl- or boyfriend, below which the relationship becomes creepy. Found by the following formula:
cre..
1.
rubbing a drunk female until she agrees to have sex with you
Greg caressed emily with every fibr of his being as he gave her the hokr r..
1.
An apple pipeis a makeshift smoking device. To make one only requires an apple and a pen/pencil and about 30 seconds of time.
Step 1) ..
