What is Asshole Angels?
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A rather lofty euphemism for "dingleberries"; small bits of toilet paper that hang on for dear life after a bathroom trip. Useful when "dingleberry" comes across as too juvenile, or when female company finds the word too disgustingly vivid.
Name is derived from the (mostly) white color and winged shape of the paper pieces.
(Sound effect: Ploink! Man 1 screams)
Man 2: Dude, what are you doing in the bathroom?
Man 1: Just plucking out a few asshole angels.
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One who, lacking any real credibility, tries to provide some legitimacy for themselves by amassing random phenomenon. Are often old, sad..
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Used to define the ring of gold on the mouth of someone that huffs gold paint.
We found Steve passed out in the garage with golden halo..
