Asshole Boyfriend

What is Asshole Boyfriend?


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A boyfriend who likes his friends more than you, hardly calls you and sees you twice a week on average.

Sorry I missed your call, my phone was off or in my car or I was out with my friends or playing video games (aka I'm an Asshole Boyfriend who sucks majorly)

See asshole, boyfriend, loser, jerk, butthead


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