Asshole Chair

What is Asshole Chair?


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The chairs located throughout a store where the unfortunate male who gets roped into shopping with a female companion ends up sitting. The hapless male usually ends up waiting for hours, and often while an important sporting event is on.

Yvonne: I'll be in the bra section.

Rachel: I'll be in the shoe department.

L: I'll be in the asshole chair, twiddling my thumbs and plotting how to get in your respective pants.

See asshole, chair, pussy whipped, spineless


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