What is Asshole Chair?
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The chairs located throughout a store where the unfortunate male who gets roped into shopping with a female companion ends up sitting. The hapless male usually ends up waiting for hours, and often while an important sporting event is on.
Yvonne: I'll be in the bra section.
Rachel: I'll be in the shoe department.
L: I'll be in the asshole chair, twiddling my thumbs and plotting how to get in your respective pants.
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To charm a woman into sex. Usually, a one nighter.
Hey, look at this fine chick. I think I'll go reel in some box.
See box, femal..
