Asshole Itchalitus

What is Asshole Itchalitus?

When you have a VERY itchy asshole.

Cody: Dude, i had a horrible case of asshole itchalitus last night.

Porch Monkey: Yeah i know. I hate when that happens

See asshole, balls, itch, porch monkey

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