What is Asshole Kin?
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n. Blood relatives of such distant proximity as to provide no interference to lawful marriage.
A man and a woman related as 4th cousins, twice removed have nothing else in common except an "asshole", hence they are considered "asshole kin." They may therefore be lawfully wed.
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What overweight people do to procreate.
"He's flabbenating her fat ass!"..