What is Asshole Phone?
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The wireless earpiece that businessmen leave in their ears (to show everyone how important they are) because they have to be always ready to answer that oh, so important next call that's about to come in.
Look at that guy over there with the asshole phone.
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A huge penis, comparable only to that of King Kong.
1. Donnie's king kong ding dong stretched my asshole so wide that it won'..