Asshole Phone

What is Asshole Phone?


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The wireless earpiece that businessmen leave in their ears (to show everyone how important they are) because they have to be always ready to answer that oh, so important next call that's about to come in.

Look at that guy over there with the asshole phone.

See asshole, phone, wireless, headset, bluetooth


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