What is Asshole Tuck?
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When a male tucks the head of his penis in his asshole and squeezes his anus to hold it there while walking around.
A technique usually found in use by transvestites attempting to hide their gender while stripping.
I was getting the best lap dance from this stripper until her asshole tuck gave way.
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Random Words:
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A penguin with epilepsy.
Simple as that.
Or, you could use it as a metaphor;
"Cor Ash, I'm shivvering like an epileptic pen..