What is Assholed?


To get extremeley drunk... which makes you behave like a complete idiotic asshole. Basically you got fucked by alcohol(up da ass).

Man, we drank so much we got totally assholed.

See shitfaced, wasted, twisted, pissed, drunk as fuck


The act of someone's car getting hit from behind or hitting someone's car from behind.

Eric: Did you hear about Steve's car?

Dave: I sure did, Steve was sitting at the red light and some drunk guy assholed him.

Ashlee: I got assholed the other day in traffic.

Erin: Yeah, that guy nailed you pretty hard from behind! Is your car totaled?

See asshole, buttplugged, wreck, crash, car, smash, hit


The process of fucking someone in the ass.

"The other day I assholed this girl"

See ass, asshole, butfuck, anal sex


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