Assholemobile

What is Assholemobile?


1.

A vehicle that would be driven by an asshole. Particularly any large SUV, driven for the sole purpose of displaying wealth and/or compensating for a tiny, tiny penis. Also includes lifted 4x4 vehicles that never leave the city.

Asshole (the driver) + Mobile (from automobile) = Assholemobile

Person 1: Check out my new Escalade. I'm putting in a 6 inch lift tomorrow.

Person 2: What an assholemobile. Are you even taking it off road?

Person 1: No, but it lets everyone know that I'm better than them.

Person 2: You're an asshole.

See suv, asshole, small penis, truck


1

Random Words:

1. skill "Your kung-fu is good, but still!" "Your driving-fu better be pretty good if you're going to win the race.&q..
1. also known as "taking a twilight", this happens when you arise in the dead of night to take a dump. although the exact paramet..
1. When you're lying on the couch in an awkward and uncomfortable position but you can't be bothered turning over. Origin: The w..