Assholest Edit Meaning

1. Magical beastie that uses its irregularly shaped penis to find candy, then it covers the candy with its magical "juice" that c..

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1. metaphor used to describe a guy that stays hard forever during a BJ "it can be sucked for a long time, melts in your mouth, not yo..