Assholitosis

What is Assholitosis?

This is when someone is talking so much shit that the stench coming from their mouth could be mistaken for the other end of their anatomy.

Guy 1: " and then this super hot chick walked up to me and asked me for my number."

Guy 2: " I can't listen to anymore of this. You need to go see a doctor about your Assholitosis."

See b.s., bull, bullshit, lie, lying, bragging

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