Assholocaust

What is Assholocaust?


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Mass extermination of every asshole you have ever dated. The final solution to those men who lied, cheated and never returned your call. The persecution of narcissistic men.

With Michelle Branch singing "Goodbye to You" in the background, Scarlett and Maggie gathered their Ken dolls...each one representing a man they had dated or experienced an unpleasant situation with...they placed them in a mass grave, doused them with gasoline and burned them during their monthly Assholocaust. "Well that's that." said Maggie. "Yep. Sure is." said Scarlett. "Goodbye Ted, Ed, Rusty, Alan, Pierre...until next month."

See cheater, liar, sexecutioner, asshole, jerk


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