Assholster Edit Meaning

1. A boy who is fond of masturbating. (suffix -ito means "small") I wanna be a jackoolito, yay!! See jack, masturbate, jack of..

1. Rolling On the Floor Touching My Penis When she sexted me her picture I was ROFTMP. See rofl, lol, btw, lmao, fml..

1. a fart that sounds like a zipper sound, especially of a sleeping bag zipping sound. That wasn't a fart. I was zipping up my sleepi..