Assholster Edit Meaning

1. A lesson in ownage, not that pussy shit like /pwnt, or pwned, or 0wned, but true ownage, hence, w0nd. Bill says: Man my wife just cheat..

1. The sudden feeling at your sphincter of having to emit waste very soon. This is a known side effect of a hangover, eating bad Indian fo..

1. a condition in which you must use a pool float in order to sit down. Usually caused by hemorrhoids, but can also be contracted by anal ..