Assholster Edit Meaning

1. An extremely hard kick straight to the chest, like the one King Leonidas does to the Persian messenger in the movie 300. Some people lik..

1. Noise (and visual) pollution caused by the neighbours' kids on their trampoline. At its worst when you're trying to enjoy a qu..

1. A term to describe testicles that hang tightly to the body (specifically the choda). The opposite of saggy balls. John was often mocked..