Asshooker;asshooking Edit Meaning

1. Not quite; close to reaching a certain point. Willy was almost ready to leave, but remembered that he needed to get his shoes shined. ..

1. Masturbating through one's pants. Instead of listening to my boss, I played pocket pinball during our meeting. See masturbate, je..

1. The epitomy of a douchebag. A man who is overly dramatic and catty like a female. Someone so douche-like they are also part vagina. &q..