Asshookerv;asshookingn Edit Meaning

1. An Orlanda. She is ditzy short and sometimes really blonde. She has the tendency to go for old ladies. She likes to eat there spaghett..

1. A rather stupid person who cannot say words correctly "Stupid Yitzee, it's not 'inerteeah' it's 'iner-shu..

1. A penis that is tiny. "Hugo and I had the most passionate sex last night, it's just such a shame he's got a smurf hammer..