Asshookerv;asshookingn Edit Meaning

1. The criminal act of being completely and undefinably sexy. Did you see the new kid at school? He was freaking zeehan. See sexy, hot, a..

1. When fornicating with an epileptic person and they begin to have a seizure. One then holds on for dear life and a world record. As soo..

1. The dirty, brown, non-fecal, scuff marks that are left on your freshly cleaned toilet seat after someone who has a dirty sweaty ass sits..