Assism

What is Assism?

The belief that if you can make an ass of yourself, you will. Similar to Murphy's Law.

Stephen: "Dude, you're making yourself look like an ass!"

Anthony: "Man, assism must be true!"

See assism, ass, murphy's law, belief

Quattrone

1. Chairman of the bored. Quattrone will lick his ass. 2. Chairman of the Boards Quattrone will kick your ass 1. Chairman of the bore..

Mother Scratcher

1. Another alternative to the phrase "mother fucker". Useful in situations where swearing is frowned upon. That dirty mother sc..

Jerk Jacket

1. A special rain slicker worn while masterbating to deter any errant cum strands. Also refers to a condom worn only to jerk off into. Wh..

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