Assitosis

What is Assitosis?


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An offensive form of flatulence that can't be explained by the mere passing of hot air around turds; typically silent and not necessarily limited to rotten egg stench.

Pat Wonderful treated the entire car to his assitosis on the long road trip to Cincinatti.


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