Assjack

What is Assjack?


1.

Nom. adj -- a person who is hopelessly stupid, offensive or socially hindered in the sense that their very presence has become a blight upon the fabric of existence. (Vulgation of the English "jack-ass," reportedly when the coiner of the phrase was too intoxicated to correctly say "jack-ass."

That John Ashcroft is such an assjack!

2.

Assjack. Noun. The semen that dribbles out of an ass after anal sex has been completed.

Adjective. Similar to jackass.

The woman used a douche to clean the assjack out of her colon.

See ass, jackass, semen, anal, sex

3.

ass jack; Texan

small booster seat used for securing the optimal angle of entry for back-seat-of-the-car sex

"Loren, will you bring that ass jack just a scootch closer so's I can really feel it"

4.

Jack-ass done better. Basically, someone who gets on your nerves so much, it's like a car jack being used on your anus.

"You're such a freakin' assjack." Obviously.

5.

The backwards form of the favorite word jackass, originating from the show Everybody Loves Raymond.

That dude is such an assjack!

See jackass, ass cadet, shitsucker, dinglewad, ass stabber, MSN

6.

Gaelic for knobgobbler.

You assjack, quit being a silly poon

See hydroponics

7.

someone being really stupid or someone who can't get his priorities straight because he got no ka-hunas!!!

Nick!!, go turn the damn CD player off now u ass-jack!!!


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