What is Assjacker?
1.
any individual who enjoys shoving random or non-random objects up the arsses of living things.
Tony got assjacked with a midget gimp in a Taco Bell Drive-Thru! The midget is currently in the Assjacker Hall of Fame.
2.
A heterosexual male who likes to give it to his girl in her 'other' hole down there.
Hey Suzie, my man Tyrone is a grade-A assjacker; he was working my brown hole all night.
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When you haven't done something in a long time...
Just like "In a minute," but it makes more sense to older people...
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Pants that fit so tight they tighten the testicles and cause the specimen to walk funny.
Damn look at him wearing them testicle tightne..