Assjacket

What is Assjacket?


1.

Similar to the idiom, "Wear Your Heart On Your Sleeve" but instead of expressing your emotions freely, you (or someone else) show how much of an asshole you are.

Cal: Yeah, so I punched him in the face for taking the last slice of pizza.

Rudi: It was his birthday, assjacket.

See ass, jacket, asshole

2.

When you tie a hoody around your waist

Gawd look at that assjacket. This assjacket sure keeps my ass padded and warm.

See ass, jacket, assjacket, asshole, bitch

3.

This is the act of wiping your sweaty, quivering, pink cornhole with a chef's jacket you are about to return to a kitchen you're no longer employed at. Best if used in a spiteful manner.

"That cocksucker who fired me is wearing the ASSJACKET...I can still see corn on the sleeve."

See chef, shit, corn, dingleberry

4.

No word is safe from the word 'ass.' Examples are asshat, assjacket, asspants, assglasses, assscarf, assassin, asslick, asshole, assimilate, assfuck, asshead, asspacket, associated, assymetrical, and the ever-popular assmaster.

You're such an assjacket!

What an asshat!

ASSHOLE!!!

Those different looking things are assymetrical.

I chose to be an assassin on this RPG.

Wanna assfuck?


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