Assjizz

What is Assjizz?

When you have rough sex with your wife and you cum in her ass and the next time she goes to take a shit its all white and sticky.

i bet suzy will have assjizz in the morning

See jizz, ass, sex, poo, cumshot

1. 1. To mock being offended 2. Another word for "erm" or "um" 3. Noise of pleasure 1. Steve: You're so stoopid..

Turfle

1. A small penis. Howard Stern has a turfle. 2. a non-violent struggle for turf dude, there is an insane turfle going on See turf war,..

Functivate

1. A cross between function and activate. I didn't get much sleep last night, my brain isn't going to functivate today. See fun..

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