Ass-jousting

What is Ass-jousting?


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A sport involving two competitors who attempt to knock down their opponent by scuttling down the playing field and bumping each other with their asses.

Ass-jousting is best played at 2AM with bored college students, not looking for sexual games.

Ass-jousting is the best sport ever!

See ass-jousting, ass, jousting, college, bored


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