Ass-klamp

What is Ass-klamp?


1.

two metallic clamps, similar to a bear trap in nature, that clamp onto your rear end. this can cause a great deal of damage, and if untreated, will ravage your innerds

Joey: "so why is Mike in the hospital?"

Rick: "he got caught up in some ass-klamps"

Joey: *shakes head* "...poor guy. were they-"

Rick: "fully clamped? I'm afraid so"

Joey: "I can't believe this"

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