What is Asslamp?
1.
A person that is a smart jerk.
Billy : "Hey, I figured out your problem, your mom is fat"
Jimmy : "You are an asslamp"
2.
The act of one's self sitting on a lamp
Nah, Im busy... I gotta asslamp
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3.
1. Douchey, or fagy or sometimes mean; similar to asshole but with a more friendly connotation.
You asslamps TP'd my house!
God my dad is being such an asslamp...
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4.
(Verb) Shoving a lamp (light) in your anus; Also known as Asslamping.
"You will definetly hurt yourself if you continue to asslamp."
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