What is Asslamp?
1.
A person that is a smart jerk.
Billy : "Hey, I figured out your problem, your mom is fat"
Jimmy : "You are an asslamp"
2.
The act of one's self sitting on a lamp
Nah, Im busy... I gotta asslamp
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3.
1. Douchey, or fagy or sometimes mean; similar to asshole but with a more friendly connotation.
You asslamps TP'd my house!
God my dad is being such an asslamp...
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4.
(Verb) Shoving a lamp (light) in your anus; Also known as Asslamping.
"You will definetly hurt yourself if you continue to asslamp."
Random Words:
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torn apart, ripped, broken, chewed up. generally torn in to pieces
Kid: My dog ate my homework!
Teacher: Are you sure?
Kid: Yes!?
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By the left is a nother way of saying for gods sake in away that wouldnt offend your nan
By the left that music is loud
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