Asslamp

What is Asslamp?


1.

A person that is a smart jerk.

Billy : "Hey, I figured out your problem, your mom is fat"

Jimmy : "You are an asslamp"

2.

The act of one's self sitting on a lamp

Nah, Im busy... I gotta asslamp

See penguin

3.

1. Douchey, or fagy or sometimes mean; similar to asshole but with a more friendly connotation.

You asslamps TP'd my house!

God my dad is being such an asslamp...

See asshole, douche, ass, dickhead

4.

(Verb) Shoving a lamp (light) in your anus; Also known as Asslamping.

"You will definetly hurt yourself if you continue to asslamp."


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