Ass-lancing Edit Meaning

1. when a girls butt is as flat as mazta bread yo homie that hoe gotz a matza booty See butt, bootay, shanana..

1. death by idiotic preoccupation with texting To commit texticide by having a flaming fatal car accident while texting "OMG!!! I am ..

1. (to zeus) the acting of being zeused Requires two individuals, one to approach a random female on the street, the other to sneak up beh..