Ass-lancing Edit Meaning

1. After taking a dump and buttoning your pants, a Texas Two Step is when you have to walk back to the toilet after two steps and poop agai..

1. A fun or very exciting occasion. Girl: "Oh My God I got tickets to see Enter Shikari at the Carling Academy!!" GIrl 2: "..

1. Incest. See also bedroom sports. When Lassen Countyhas blackouts for up to four days in subzero weather and whole families get bored, t..