Ass-lancing Edit Meaning

1. a yellow and black device one attaches to a Hoover vacuum cleaner and then uses to suck up the hair on his/her head until there is eithe..

1. The cleavage between a woman’s breasts when used to stimulate the penis. Part "T"it, part C"unt" = "Tunt&quo..

1. In the same fashion of the famous prairie dog an Ass Guppy is a protruding turd playing turtle, turtle, when you have to shit real bad. ..