Asslantern Edit Meaning

1. When no matter how hard you try,how hard you push and how long you sit there,you just cant get that "last turd" feeling to go ..

1. Comprising all homosexual men of standard middle adult to old age with increased levels of creepiness during normal conversation. I was..

1. When you hold your shit in for so long that your body compacts it into the only known geological formation which can cut through a diamo..