Asslantern Edit Meaning

1. n. A distant relative known well enough to kiss when greeting. To be distinguished from fucking cousin. I'm not sure exactly how..

1. (n.) A mass excorcism where an obese pastor shouts out random biblic references while a bunch of local vagrants fake a demon inside them..

1. Insult. Origin unknown. "Don't get your twat in a knot, you twatknot!" See twat, knot, twatknot..