What is Asslava?
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When one ingests very spicy food and within the next 24 hours has an anal explosion of spicy shit. This somewhat resembles a volcano erupting and exerting lava. Thus, Ass-Lava. Asslava.
Robin: Dude, You can't use Asslava in scrabble. That's not a word.
Dan: Yes it is, check slangdefine.
Sam: Really?
Dan: Yeah.
Robin: Ok, i'll accept it then.
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