Assleep

What is Assleep?

When your butt falls asleep after sitting on it for too long.

After a long Monday at work, I always fall Assleep.

See mudd butt

Alfi

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Snorelagged

1. when a person cannot sleep because a person who they share a room with snores I was snorelagged after my girlfriend snored throughout t..

Eppsisode

1. Any of the three episodes of the TV series "Bones" in which Howard Epps is featured. Ava: Hey, I missed Bones last night, any..

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