Assleep

What is Assleep?

When your butt falls asleep after sitting on it for too long.

After a long Monday at work, I always fall Assleep.

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Pre-loaf Gas

1. Farts you have right before taking a righteous dump. Release with extreme caution for you might find you have more than a fart hanging a..

Orfazm

1. 1. When a person trys to get a wedgie out by humping the air. 2. When you are in the middle of hot sex and all of a sudden a child name..

Drag Your Wagon

1. to masturbate or beat your meat your a pervert, do you drag your wagon every day? See drag, wagon, masturbate, choke the chicken, wagg..

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