Asslemia

What is Asslemia?

diarrhea that occurs minutes after eating. any kind of food can be involved in the process. usually within a half hour of consumption.

I can't eat that today. The asslemia will kick in and I have to be at the dentist in 15 minutes

See diarrhea, water ass, pooting, sharting

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