Assless House

What is Assless House?

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Set in Tralee, this delightful film is based on true events. The protagonists are 3 morally uptight Afghans. They are innocently watching Tv when the sex crazed Gardai policeraid the apartment they share. The Gardai planted bomb apperal in the aptartment for leverage on the heroes. When faced with such tyranny, the three Afghans decided to submit themselves to the Gardai's will as the peace loving Muslims don't want to be deported. What ufolds next is a film of sexual debauchery involvling sodmisation, midgets, anal insertions and ,inexplicably, a fully grown panda. After this cumfest ends the 3 ,now limp, Muslims leave with a new respect for the law.....and gay sex.

Garda: You will respect my authority....in Assless House

Mohammed: I WILL IF YOU GET THIS PANDA AWAY FROM MY ASS!!!!!

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