What is Asslete?
1.
Athlete (especially professional) who routinely acts like an ass, especially if they suffer no serious consequences.
Ron Artest attacked the fans. What an asslete!
You think he's bad? How about Randy Moss not getting charged for trying to run down a traffic cop? Now THERE's an asslete!
2.
A gay male athlete
That asslete really enjoys showering with the team
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3.
To have game on a professional level.
M-Dawg: Look at that monster on his arm, she's a dime.
G-Money: Dawg, Game perfected. He's a str8 Asslete!
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