Assletic Edit Meaning

1. The faecal debris left under one's fingernails after a heavy fisting session Jon wished he had worn latex gloves (or could stop bi..

1. The alternate identity of one Hunter Burgan, member of AFI and radass bassist with cool, rogaine hair and killer scowls. Often connected..

1. A blood relative with enough beauty to warrant serious contemplation of sexual relations. I haven't seen my cousin Jessica since w..