Assling Edit Meaning

1. The chair a man sits in while masturbating to internet porn. Easily identified by the semen stains on the chair. Mike: What's the..

1. an extremely small hairy std infested penis dude omg u have such a fechner See small, hairy, ugly, taylor..

1. The deep, red, angry indentations that form on one’s face after a night of comatose-like sleep. Mattress maps generally appear when the ..