Assluster Edit Meaning

1. The next time one and one's friends are going to party. I picked up a handle that we can drink notorrow...

1. A tongue in cheek description of a transvestite, or basically anyone that appears to be a woman but upon further investigation is a dude..

1. A thunderous clap of racket created when a hostile vagina is fractured free. This is not to be confused with the yelp of finding out yo..