Assluster Edit Meaning

1. Waking up with a large boner. I woke up with a huge arrowood this morning. See morning wood, boner, stiffy, hard-on, woody..

1. The stuffy, foggy head pain resulting from a night of zombie dreams. Fighting friends who turned into zombies, in your zombie movie lik..

1. a fat little bollard who is lactose intolerant and likes to ask random girls for a Dare !ced Coffee elrob: She is so out of my league b..