What is Assmaid?
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The guy in the bathroom of those really fancy hotels/clubs/restaurants who hands you a towel, turns the tap on for you and would even wipe your ass if you asked.
"What took you so long in there Gary?", "Oh yeah.. sorry it was the Assmaid. He took a long time wiping my ass"
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what you call a obease person you dont like (in a nice way)
"fuck that bitch i work with is such a fat heffer"
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One who shits one's self on such an accasion when paranoia becomes too much...that they may infact shat them selves
'he'..