What is Assmaid?
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The guy in the bathroom of those really fancy hotels/clubs/restaurants who hands you a towel, turns the tap on for you and would even wipe your ass if you asked.
"What took you so long in there Gary?", "Oh yeah.. sorry it was the Assmaid. He took a long time wiping my ass"
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Random Words:
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Yet another word comparing semen to a creamy food product
"She gulped my gonad gravy like a vanilla protein shake."..
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shut up, stop speaking
ehh blud your giving me a headache hold yur mouf..