What is Assmaid?
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The guy in the bathroom of those really fancy hotels/clubs/restaurants who hands you a towel, turns the tap on for you and would even wipe your ass if you asked.
"What took you so long in there Gary?", "Oh yeah.. sorry it was the Assmaid. He took a long time wiping my ass"
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Any total douche whos such a pussy that only this name fits.
God, Mel Gibson is such a Vagina McGinstein!!!!
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The time it takes for a tragedy to be declared as funny. Satirical comments about said tragedy is deemed acceptable.
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