What is Assmaid?
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The guy in the bathroom of those really fancy hotels/clubs/restaurants who hands you a towel, turns the tap on for you and would even wipe your ass if you asked.
"What took you so long in there Gary?", "Oh yeah.. sorry it was the Assmaid. He took a long time wiping my ass"
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n When a man applies semen to the torso of himself or others for the purpose of providing a protective layer once the semen has dried.
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when the penis curves either fully to the right or left side when sporting a full stock due to chronic masturbation with one hand.
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