What is Assman?
1.
Cosmo Kramer
As seen as Seinfeld.
2.
A distinguished gentleman who can appreciate and prefer the finer things in life...such as a woman's booty. Often picks his dates from the back.
Sarah only seems to attract assman because she has a damn ghetto booty. Ain't nothin wrong with that!
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(In the parking lot just outside the hospital, Kramer has pulls into a "Doctors Only" space)
Security Guard: Can I help you?
Kramer: Ah, yeah. Doctor Cosmo Kramer. (points to assman plate) Proctology.
Security Guard: Oh, oh, okay. Sure...
Kramer: Thanks. Have a good day.
4.
Someone who has their act together and really enjoys life; willing to share their success and treat their friends well; originating from the proctologist with the "ASS MAN" license plate in the Seinfeld episode.
Clark hooked us all up with tickets to the Metalica show - he is the assman!
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5.
A man whose favorite part of the female anatomy (i.e. to look at/stick his penis in) is the butt.
Also spelled "ass-man."
And that was when I realized: I'm an assman!
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6.
Wal-mart slang for assistant manager. Used disparagingly.
From ass(istant) + man(ager).
Everybody back to work, here comes the assman!
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7.
a person that gets all the ass
tyler keibler is the true assman at kiski
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