What is Assmarmontry?
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To act like an assmarmont. To do things of an assmarmont nature. Up to and including any actions taken, that due to ones monumental stupidity have dire or emberassing results.
Steve put on a display of assmarmontry last night, he drank to much last night and fell off the balcony while trying to impress some chick.
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Watching YouTube on your laptop while taking a massive crap.
Ben: "You sure were takin a shit for a while!"
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Infinite capacity due to some technical screwup on the part of your antagonist.
Thank god I got, like, w blue sky lives there!
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somebody who likes to finger twats/vaginas
hence the term
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they are a twazzle finger because their fingers smell of cum etc.
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