What is Assmarmontry?
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To act like an assmarmont. To do things of an assmarmont nature. Up to and including any actions taken, that due to ones monumental stupidity have dire or emberassing results.
Steve put on a display of assmarmontry last night, he drank to much last night and fell off the balcony while trying to impress some chick.
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Semen that has been injected into a woman's vagina. Also known as a creampie.
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Wanking whilst paralertic.
Martini: So, what did you do after you got in last night?
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