Assmasonry

What is Assmasonry?

Used as a noun to describe a physical object bearing no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Can also apply to one's behavior.

see: shit, asshattery

also: assmason

Object: "We could have wound up with something great, but the result, instead, was this horrifying lump of assmasonry known as Enter the Matrix."

Behavior: "Tim Roberts' continuing assmasonry regarding the Phantom is already the stuff of legend."

Purd

1. The act of urinating and pooing at the same time. "I'm going for a purd" "You're such a purdmonster" &q..

Tijuana Alarm Clock

1. When you wake up in the morning with an erection and take a dump that is so satisfying, you cum. I had a Tijuana Alarm Clock this morni..

Nigbop

1. A nigbop is someone who is extremely cool. They end notes with things such as "peaceout nigbop." They exclaim "nigbopah!&..

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