Assmasonry

What is Assmasonry?

Used as a noun to describe a physical object bearing no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Can also apply to one's behavior.

see: shit, asshattery

also: assmason

Object: "We could have wound up with something great, but the result, instead, was this horrifying lump of assmasonry known as Enter the Matrix."

Behavior: "Tim Roberts' continuing assmasonry regarding the Phantom is already the stuff of legend."

Ewer

1. A pimple near the sphincter, that has been neglected and is slowly turning gangrenous. The ewer on butt is really sore. See pimple, zi..

Cookies!

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Ninety-fife

1. The word ninety five pronounced by someone from a shitty school for spoiled pricks "Put there ninety-fife!" - Erlthom said wh..

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