What is Assmasonry?
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Used as a noun to describe a physical object bearing no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Can also apply to one's behavior.
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Object: "We could have wound up with something great, but the result, instead, was this horrifying lump of assmasonry known as Enter the Matrix."
Behavior: "Tim Roberts' continuing assmasonry regarding the Phantom is already the stuff of legend."
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