Ass-mat Edit Meaning

1. In an eligible manner. Lex Rudel Eligibly has a small dick. See eligibly, lex, rudel, small..

1. Slang for the hair on a woman's upper legs, stomach, and back. Guy to a red haired girl: So, does the carpetmatch the drapes? Red..

1. one who sucks cock or penis A 5"11 drunk blond is a rodgobbler See cocksucker, girlfriend, cockholster..