Assmelonker Edit Meaning

1. To have a melted face and to have a hideous pose while wearing a fruit suit. Me: "Say BeardO, you seem awfully ugly. One would sa..

1. A game in which all participants pair up and perform sex infront of each other. The winner is the pair who produce the best orgasm. The ..

1. A poor misguided teenager who preys on fat chicks, and also publicly shows affection to these chunky plumpers he so much desires. Jacks..