Assmen

What is Assmen?

1. A guy who has the potential to be decent guy, but instead wastes his life on becoming an asshole.

2. A guy who finds enjoyment is playing with a girl's feelings.

Pif and Alex are assmen. Why? because cheri said so.

We hate them assmen, its bad for the cake! -Martha Stewart

Poot-n-scoot

1. The act of farting in public and then quickly vacating the area so that people don't know you did it. A distraction mechanism, like..

0beer:00

1. Pronounced: Oh-beer-hundred Military-speak for Beer O'Clock "I don't have duty tomorrow - it's officially 0beer:00..

Mtal

1. my toes are laughing. sarcasm. what? talk to the hand? mtal...

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