Ass-miles

What is Ass-miles?


1.

1: A unit of measurement designed to express the level of experience of a sexually explicit nature, most often used in the profession of butt-pirating.

2: A reference to any distance transversed that requires unnecessary amounts of effort.

1: "I say, Nigel, wouldn't you agree that Ian has attained more ass-miles than Christian on their butt-pirating expeditions?"

"Mmm, quite."

2: Taylor put up a rather large fuss, one that was quite warranted for the amount of ass-miles he was required to bike.

See ass, mile, but, butt, pirate

2.

1: A unit of measurement designed to express the level of experience of a sexually explicit nature, most often used in the profession of butt-pirating.

2: A reference to any distance transversed that requires unnecessary amounts of effort.

1: "I say, Nigel, wouldn't you agree that Ian has attained more ass-miles than Christian on their butt-pirating expeditions?"

"Mmm, quite."

2: Taylor put up a rather large fuss, one that was quite warranted for the amount of ass-miles he was required to bike.

See ass, miles, butt, pirate, but


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