What is Ass-miles?
1.
1: A unit of measurement designed to express the level of experience of a sexually explicit nature, most often used in the profession of butt-pirating.
2: A reference to any distance transversed that requires unnecessary amounts of effort.
1: "I say, Nigel, wouldn't you agree that Ian has attained more ass-miles than Christian on their butt-pirating expeditions?"
"Mmm, quite."
2: Taylor put up a rather large fuss, one that was quite warranted for the amount of ass-miles he was required to bike.
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2.
1: A unit of measurement designed to express the level of experience of a sexually explicit nature, most often used in the profession of butt-pirating.
2: A reference to any distance transversed that requires unnecessary amounts of effort.
1: "I say, Nigel, wouldn't you agree that Ian has attained more ass-miles than Christian on their butt-pirating expeditions?"
"Mmm, quite."
2: Taylor put up a rather large fuss, one that was quite warranted for the amount of ass-miles he was required to bike.
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