Assmittens

What is Assmittens?

Somebody who is pathetic and yet arrogantly exerts all the limited power he has.

The assmittens at the liquor store refused my ID again.

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# 9

1. -BONER -an erect penis. -brought on my sexual arousion. Tyler always has a # 9 because he is such a horny bastard. See dick, horny ..

You Said It

1. Syn.: I agree. You said it, brother! 2. saying something that someone else says you said it,that girl is hawt 3. An expression use..

Poon Hammer

1. 1. The act of hammering a Poon; (V) 2. A long erected object used to hammer Poons; (N) Where were you last night? I was Poon hammering..

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