Assmittens

What is Assmittens?

Somebody who is pathetic and yet arrogantly exerts all the limited power he has.

The assmittens at the liquor store refused my ID again.

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Na-really

1. Shorter way of saying "Not Really" Max: You should get with fat chicks Nick: Na-Really!!! I don't get down like that! ..

Total-e-doo

1. To impregnate a kangaroo "aww the moron just total-e-doo!" See moron, heights, sex, impregnate, kangaroo..

Everybody Gets One

1. Spiderman saves your life once, and once only. "What'd he say?" "Apparently everybody gets one..." See spide..

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