Assmittens

What is Assmittens?

Somebody who is pathetic and yet arrogantly exerts all the limited power he has.

The assmittens at the liquor store refused my ID again.

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Jewnog

1. n. the Jewish equivalent of the Christmas drink: eggnog. rich in flavor and texture, but kosher. often with a subtle creamy aftertaste ..

Will"ing

1. The instantaneous looking up of information using Wikipedia type sources to resolve a pointless argument or generate excessive knowledge..

Good 'un Tight

1. The german word for "virgin"! She is so young, she must be a "good 'un tight" girl. See virgin, young, cherry..

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