Assmittens

What is Assmittens?

Somebody who is pathetic and yet arrogantly exerts all the limited power he has.

The assmittens at the liquor store refused my ID again.

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Jist

1. The whole general idea of a subject. A: Did you get the jist of that movie? B: Yeah, it's about sodomy, death, and clowns. 2. ..

Idiot

1. anyone who defines their own name on urban dictionary what the shit? that kid is a fucking idiot. 2. A foolish or stupid person. Ma..

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