Assmittens

What is Assmittens?

Somebody who is pathetic and yet arrogantly exerts all the limited power he has.

The assmittens at the liquor store refused my ID again.

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Apistis

1. Apistis: without faith. (Greek, from pistis) Agnostics (without knowledge) and atheists (without god) have long argued about which is t..

Iwtoywim

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Robotenese

1. When someone is stuck in an office slump the jargonthey spew from their mouths, Pronounced Ro-Bot-Ten-Ease. A: Hey what's up? B: ..

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