Assmittens

What is Assmittens?

Somebody who is pathetic and yet arrogantly exerts all the limited power he has.

The assmittens at the liquor store refused my ID again.

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Titty Den

1. Play on words on "TTYL then" Person A: Okay, I gotta go now Person B: Titty Den Person A: See ya. See titty, den, farew..

W00tation

1. the action of throwing a bottle cap at a fish and then it immediately exploding and killing everybody in a 20 foot radius "that w0..

Kweaver

1. a complete and total twat in every sense of the word "kweaver is such a whore for getting railed by that new yorker" See wea..

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