Assmittens

What is Assmittens?

Somebody who is pathetic and yet arrogantly exerts all the limited power he has.

The assmittens at the liquor store refused my ID again.

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Is School Worth It

1. "Is really worth it, will it all go to waste..." Yes it will, according to the Law of Reality created by Doctor Randy and Hest..

Buttering The Corn

1. Dur poeple. It a guy jacking off. Hey Jack? You buttering the corn over there? See best friend, fucking, blowjob..

Zoom Tube

1. An instrument used for smoking marijuanna. A tubular shaped pipe opened on both ends with the bowl located near the far end on top. Also..

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