Assmittens

What is Assmittens?

Somebody who is pathetic and yet arrogantly exerts all the limited power he has.

The assmittens at the liquor store refused my ID again.

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1,2,6.

1. Doing something so fast, as to skip 3,4,and 5. Uncle Joe always got things done 1,2,6. See fast, quick, speedy, blazing 2. Doing som..

Gucka

1. German + sucka. Much like the use of Nucka, for nigga + sucka. Usually used for a friend of german descent. What up Gucka! East of t..

Doctor Sphincter

1. A guy who tries to tap someones colon right after they've drank a famous beverage containing carbonated pruine juice. I just Docto..

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