Assmittens

What is Assmittens?

Somebody who is pathetic and yet arrogantly exerts all the limited power he has.

The assmittens at the liquor store refused my ID again.

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Dicsneeze

1. Another word for when a guy cums. Your dick sneezes, and the cum looks like snots. "Oh yeah baby, come over here and make this DIC..

Untrigue

1. To clarify, discover the point or machinations of Let's untrigue this plot. See intrigue, discover, plot..

Marrypat

1. Marry Pat aka Mary FAT. Marry Pat has a really fat ass. She sometimes can be seen at be seen in arams apartment or at the buffet. WoW..

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