Assmittens

What is Assmittens?

Somebody who is pathetic and yet arrogantly exerts all the limited power he has.

The assmittens at the liquor store refused my ID again.

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Sclade

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Smelsey

1. A way to make the name Kelsey cuter, because it is neccesary. Also known as the aftermath of a queef. Other similar names include Fuckfa..

Q.b. Queer Bate

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