Assmittens

What is Assmittens?

Somebody who is pathetic and yet arrogantly exerts all the limited power he has.

The assmittens at the liquor store refused my ID again.

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Electrowhore

1. a person who frequently has sexual relations via electronic means, for example, cybersex, phone sex, text sex...etc. they almost never h..

Labristisize

1. To be completely and utterly schooled in a certain activity. Deriving from Labron James. Oh snap! T-Money just got labristisized!..

W A D

1. abreviation for "weapon of ass destruction" Damn, lookit dat ass. I'd like to whip out my W A D and blow a wad on her fa..

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