Assmittens

What is Assmittens?

Somebody who is pathetic and yet arrogantly exerts all the limited power he has.

The assmittens at the liquor store refused my ID again.

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Amazing Story

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Roughing Up The Clam

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Zenigata

1. The old detective who is infatuated with trying to catch Lupin on the anime. Zenigata > TTHS Security Guard 2. A porkchop bone tha..

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