Assmittens

What is Assmittens?

Somebody who is pathetic and yet arrogantly exerts all the limited power he has.

The assmittens at the liquor store refused my ID again.

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Zingow

1. to describe a big penis girl: oh my god your zingow is awesome boy : yes i know thanks? See dick, super dick, dildo, gode..

Blomkin

1. a blomnkin is when you get a blowjob on the toilet,taking a shit hey man, last night i got a blomkin from Jake Reid See blow job, head..

Nasty Stewart

1. To just drag your penis across somebodies sleeping face, and laugh your cock and balls off. "Marcy was being a bitch yesterday, so..

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