Assmittens

What is Assmittens?

Somebody who is pathetic and yet arrogantly exerts all the limited power he has.

The assmittens at the liquor store refused my ID again.

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Amazing, Amazing

1. Wolf Blitzer's opinion of the Ron Paul blimp. Imagine.. the mainstream media is mesmerized as the image of the Ron Paul blimp is s..

Nemesary

1. the biggest competitor and/or enemy anyone can ever face The Boston Red Sox glared across the ball diamond at dusk, for there in the sh..

Psychic Nutpunch

1. The ability to punch someone in the groin with mental energy. Usually reserved for the biggest rat-fuck cunt in a group. As soon as Mil..

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