Assmittens

What is Assmittens?

Somebody who is pathetic and yet arrogantly exerts all the limited power he has.

The assmittens at the liquor store refused my ID again.

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Marshmallow Dna

1. Any set of breasts that are pleasant for whatever reason. Whether the person using the word likes large breasts, small ones, jiggly ones..

W00t@g3

1. the act of congregated w00000ting switch on your ICQ for da w000000t@g3..

W1x0r

1. Really weird in a sad sort of way. Phil, you're really w1x0r. 2. Sublime, excellent, cool. That was a w1x0r party. See Philip..

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