Assmittens

What is Assmittens?

Somebody who is pathetic and yet arrogantly exerts all the limited power he has.

The assmittens at the liquor store refused my ID again.

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Quilton

1. Derived from an extra absorbent brand of toilet paper; on the inside of every roll is the quote "Quilton loves your bum" Henc..

Tbpp

1. Too Busy Playing Poker You: Hey, what's up? ME: Sorry, tbpp... See poker, busy, lol, acronym, condensation..

Groom The Poodle

1. the process of masturbating Im going to go home and groom the poodle See masturbate, beat off, jerk off, jerk the gerk..

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