Assmittens

What is Assmittens?

Somebody who is pathetic and yet arrogantly exerts all the limited power he has.

The assmittens at the liquor store refused my ID again.

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Long Distance Piss

1. When a guy tries to go as far away as possible from the toilet or urinal while pissing. Involves a rapid return to normal range if one d..

Jilack-off

1. Mix of jill-off and jack-off, when a she male masturbates. hey look it wants to jilack-off! EWWWW See jill-off, jack-off, jerk-off, fi..

I'm Tripping Balls!

1. This exclamatory sentence is used by someone “peaking” on a hallucinogenic experience. The statement usually comes after a long period ..

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