Assmittens

What is Assmittens?

Somebody who is pathetic and yet arrogantly exerts all the limited power he has.

The assmittens at the liquor store refused my ID again.

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Exhaustaphile

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E-sex

1. Having or watching sexual intercourse in a chat room while others are chatting. Usually between a much older man and a angry adolescent...

Zomgxxstrikethrough

1. the pwnage way to say omg. if ure a loser. or really hardcore... Farchy: hey Owen, i roflcoptered ure mom last night... again Owen: zo..

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