Assmittens

What is Assmittens?

Somebody who is pathetic and yet arrogantly exerts all the limited power he has.

The assmittens at the liquor store refused my ID again.

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Using Brandy's Bed

1. Derived from the television show "Rock of Love" wherein a cast member said she needed to masturbate and she was going to "..

Elvendork

1. It's unisex! From the Storycard jk rowling wrote for watersones. "Names? Er-Well, let's see. There's Wilberforce...

Fucking Cunt

1. Peach in "Mario Power Tennis" When Peach missed a shot in "Mario Power Tennis", Nick replied with "Fucking Cun..

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