Assmittens

What is Assmittens?

Somebody who is pathetic and yet arrogantly exerts all the limited power he has.

The assmittens at the liquor store refused my ID again.

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Crackflash

1. the act of flashing an ass crack due to wearing low-rise jeans too low. A girl (or guy?) with really low jeans sits down and unbeknowst..

You Be Illin'

1. there's something wrong with you because you're ridiculous . If you go to KFC and order a small fry & big mac - YOU BE IL..

Megamidget

1. A midget that has super powers. "It's a bird, It's a plane, no, it's Megamidget!" See mega, midget, tien, le,..

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