Assmittens

What is Assmittens?

Somebody who is pathetic and yet arrogantly exerts all the limited power he has.

The assmittens at the liquor store refused my ID again.

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Eigenvector Girl

1. A memeon the Magic thread. Originally created to counteract the " stfufag" troll. Other meme-persons have subsequently appeare..

W.w.o.d.

1. acronym for What Would Obama Do? Inspired by the new president-elect Barack Obama, this is used as a reminder to take the high road and..

Plowned

1. 1. When you get pwned and clowned simultaneously. Pwned + clowned = plowned. 2. When you get owned by a plow. Not to be confused with..

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