Assmittens

What is Assmittens?

Somebody who is pathetic and yet arrogantly exerts all the limited power he has.

The assmittens at the liquor store refused my ID again.

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Junkified

1. the process of placing or rubbing of one's junk on an object that belongs to another person that should not normally come into cont..

The Last One

1. Very rare. Likely the person you'd want to hang around with, due to the fact that the age range who uses this term wouldn't be..

Permasingle

1. "Permanently Single" I'm permasingle, there's no one out there for me. See single, permasingle, perma-single..

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