Assmittens

What is Assmittens?

Somebody who is pathetic and yet arrogantly exerts all the limited power he has.

The assmittens at the liquor store refused my ID again.

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87260

1. The sum of the numbers, when entered on a calculator, that make BOOBS (80085) and TITS (7175). Jordan: DUDE, 87260! Stijn: HAHA, lol! ..

Zuned Out

1. When an entire class of devices stops working simultaneously. Named after the infamous zune outage of December 31s 2008 where 30Gb zun..

Densa

1. What stupid people belong to..if people act stupid, you just say "welcome to Densa" He said something stupid and I figured he..

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