Assmittens

What is Assmittens?

Somebody who is pathetic and yet arrogantly exerts all the limited power he has.

The assmittens at the liquor store refused my ID again.

See assmitten

Todds

1. similar to a dudebro, a todd is a guy who always has his collar popped, listens to dave mathews constantly, and is probably in a frat. ..

Yay-o

1. the white powder known as nose candy, cocaine, snow, blow, yay... yo, wheres all the yay-o at?..

Zsexual

1. Someone that is not attracted to anything, be it man or woman. Emos often claim to be zsexual, though are most likely lying. Straight F..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Assmittens Edit Meaning