Assmittens

What is Assmittens?

Somebody who is pathetic and yet arrogantly exerts all the limited power he has.

The assmittens at the liquor store refused my ID again.

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Toshinga

1. the act of trying to cut ones penis off with safety sissors. dude, i can't believe you toshingaded yourself last night. See bryso..

Un Bastardo

1. a mexinugget bastard. It relieves much stress when screamed out loudly in frustration and rage. (You find out your wife's been che..

Road Chicken

1. Extreme ass busting in a confined/secured space, generally an automobile, and partaking in an iron-man-like event where the contestants ..

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