What is Assmoist?
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An "assmoist" is the driver that drives up the lane that is about to be closed by one of those large blinking traffic arrows and cuts in front of the courteous drivers that have been waiting forever.
(driver notices a car in his blind spot) "I've been waiting twenty minutes here... no WAY I'm letting this assmoist in..."
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Adj. Stems from the root word blarg, with blarg being derived from blah and argh. Blargtastic is used to indicate a state of frustration..
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any nasty looking goop or substance that may induce nausea
Ms. Martini shrieked when she discovered that her hand had been thrusted in ..
