What is Assmoist?
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An "assmoist" is the driver that drives up the lane that is about to be closed by one of those large blinking traffic arrows and cuts in front of the courteous drivers that have been waiting forever.
(driver notices a car in his blind spot) "I've been waiting twenty minutes here... no WAY I'm letting this assmoist in..."
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Another way to say sombody is unhappy. Those smiling people on the Enzyte commercials are scary.
Looks like Tom over there needs to ca..