Assmonaut

What is Assmonaut?

A fag that hits on straight guys in hopes of turning them gay. He wants to be the first guy there.

Gina: That assmonaut hit on my man again last night.

Heather: He really wants to go where no man has gone before.

See asstronaut, fag, gay, ass

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