Assmonaut

What is Assmonaut?

A fag that hits on straight guys in hopes of turning them gay. He wants to be the first guy there.

Gina: That assmonaut hit on my man again last night.

Heather: He really wants to go where no man has gone before.

See asstronaut, fag, gay, ass

Poon Pirate

1. serial rapist. not one who rapes cereal, but one who pirates the poon. pooon I just got swashbuckled by a poon pirate with a golf shoe...

Uncle Darwinism

1. NOUN: a loud midget that yells like a SBL boy at my basketball games and is like TRROW DEE BALL!! (urge of every word)and also like HAAN..

Tabascing

1. A violent sexual act involving the sodomy of ones rectum with a bottle of extra hot tobasco sauce covered in mayonaise and a hammer. ..

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