Assmonger

What is Assmonger?


1.

One who sells donkeys on the street.

A lowly assmonger cannot make enough money to support a family.

2.

A homosexual male who hoards large amounts of man-ass for personal use. Derrogatory term used much like 'bitch'

son of an assmonger!

that janitor's starting to scare me. i think he's an assmonger.

3.

One who likes to take or give it up the ass, a lot, I mean like everyday, literally everyday.

Leonardo De Caprio is an assmonger, him and Boy George, they go at it like woah.

4.

Synonymous to an ass-hole.

A generally rude, unpleasant person.

My coworkers are all assmongers.

See snabald

5.

A faggot that does nothing but fuck his boyfriend in the ass;someone who only fingers(or licks) a girls ass;one who mongers in the anal cavity and falls asleep while penatrating.

Lick her clit you assmonger!

See queer, faggot, cockass, anal, fudgepacker

6.

Is a person who mongers (climbs headfirst) into ones asshole.

"d00d the nub is a assmonger.. I saw him do it to his grandma!"

See tit, wtf, fuck, hi, ass, rape

7.

Another term describing assholes.

Dragan from HN is a total assmonger.

See Bob


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