What is Assmonger?
1.
One who sells donkeys on the street.
A lowly assmonger cannot make enough money to support a family.
2.
A homosexual male who hoards large amounts of man-ass for personal use. Derrogatory term used much like 'bitch'
son of an assmonger!
that janitor's starting to scare me. i think he's an assmonger.
3.
One who likes to take or give it up the ass, a lot, I mean like everyday, literally everyday.
Leonardo De Caprio is an assmonger, him and Boy George, they go at it like woah.
4.
Synonymous to an ass-hole.
A generally rude, unpleasant person.
My coworkers are all assmongers.
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Lick her
clit you assmonger!
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6.
Is a person who mongers (climbs headfirst) into ones asshole.
"d00d the nub is a assmonger.. I saw him do it to his grandma!"
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7.
Another term describing assholes.
Dragan from HN is a total assmonger.
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