Ass-mongler Edit Meaning

1. one who has a face shaped like a vagina. Bob: sabrina's face looks like a vagina. Steve: what a vaginaface! See vagina, face, va..

1. Masturbation performed by someone of northern origin. "Now thenour kid, I could do with some northern magic" "Ey up coc..

1. when you become so bored that you realize everything in your house is messed up, and you spend an extended amount of time just cleaning ..