Ass-mongler Edit Meaning

1. The significant other that you bring around your best homies and is always shy. Rob: Yo Brad, we chillin' tonight? Brad: Yeah man..

1. To have sex with a female while she is menstruating. Last night Shat erwhuntled Tima and got blood all over his penis...

1. To be owned by Ron Paul. When Hannity tried to discredit Ron Paul's victory in the Fox debate, Ron Paul proclaimed "you mean ..